Pentagon Wants 16-Year-Old Kids to Fight the Empire’s Wars

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The Pentagon is desperate. Far too many millennials are criminals, so luring them in to become the latest crop of bullet stoppers for the state is a nonstarter.

Solution? Recruit 16 year olds. Most have yet graduated to petty and violent crime, although a lot of them are in video game training for a future of violence and self-destructive stupidity.

It’s not being widely reported in the media. Recruiters are ready to go after tenth-graders. They are itching to snag kids before they engage in a life of crime, or before they have fully mature brains (well, some of them) and decide to kill and be killed isn’t much of a career choice.

First, though, the state will have to give these little darlings the “right” to vote for a crop of handpicked carnival barkers, euphemistically called representatives of the people.

I don’t know about you, but when I was sixteen all I thought about was cruising in my father’s car with a freshly minted state permission to drive card in my wallet as I searched desperately for girls willing to make-out in the backseat.

It took a year or two before I was politically aware, mostly as a result of Richard Nixon’s plan to “draft” me (polite speak for slavery) into the meat grinder he inherited from LBJ, aka the Vietnam War, where I would either be minced, traumatized for life, or lucky enough to stay behind lines and scrub latrines while other kids fought and senselessly died.

Around this time college, high school students and millions of other concerned Americans marched against the war, a truly remarkable one-time event now impossible in America because the military is “volunteer” and our wars are “humanitarian.”

Most of these so-called volunteers “joined” the military because they have so few other career options (if you consider killing other people a career choice). Brought up in largely single-parent homes and taught all manner of nonsense in public schools that now resemble locked down prisons, these “volunteers” are completely ignorant of the reason the state needs them to fight and die.

It’s all about the psychopathic dominance of a tiny elite. The elite doesn’t send its Harvard-bound kids into its neoliberal meat grinder (because so many of these silver spoon darlings have bone spurs and such).

But this system is breaking down, mostly because the state upholds standards that worked in the 1940s and ’50s, but are completely irrelevant now. They insist it is not permissible to fill the empty ranks with criminals. Hired killers must be held to the highest moral standard.

So, like the United Kingdom, the US is looking to 16-year-old kids to fight in the name of the corporate state and, of course, our freedom to live hand-to-mouth in a political and cultural cesspool.

Democrats like the idea of 16-year-old voters. Most are far more impressionable and less cantankerous than your average middle-age deplorable. They also approve the idea of feeding kids into the military, but you don’t hear a lot about that because Democrats and progressives don’t think much about war. It’s a big blind spot for them. There are more important issues, for instance transgender bathrooms.

I don’t think this is going to turn out like they think it will. Far too many 16 year olds will flunk out of basic training. Most don’t have what it takes, never mind all those formative years killing bad guys on computer screens.

If The Donald gets us into a big shooting war over in the Middle East or in the South China Sea, the mandatory servitude of conscription will be required. It won’t be a turkey shoot like Iraq or Libya. It will be an existential threat, so all males—criminally inclined or not—between 16 and 45 will be inducted, same as they were after FDR tricked the Japanese into invading Pearl Harbor, or Johnson said the North Vietnamese attacked our warships in the Gulf of Tonkin.

But the kids are oblivious. They were taught to be so. And the propaganda machine will tell them they’re sacrificing their lives (or limbs and mental health) for the noble cause of star-spangled democracy, which most of them know close to zero about.


  1. “Democrats like the idea of 16-year-old voters….. They also approve the idea of feeding kids into the military”

    oh not republicans though – they are so much better than that.

  2. MAKE John Bolton serve in the Front Lines for the Duration.
    Make ALL the CHICKENhawk War Mongers serve.
    God Damn Draft Dodging Cowards start wars and RUN AWAY.

  3. let the old war mongers fight their own conflicts that they started and feel are so important, which they are not. kids these days are not dumb enough to fall for the ‘patriot” sa must save the world crap.

  4. Correction, Israel wants sixteen year old American kids to die in wars to support its endless land grab, ethnic cleansing and periodic genocide. By the way, Israel wants the US taxpayer to pay for everything.
    And what Israel wants Israel gets………….
    just ask:
    JFK, RFK, the Crew of the USS Liberty, every US President since Woodrow Wilson, any former member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who said war was a bad idea, any Congressman or Senator that opposed policies for Israel, every US taxpayer that has donated $3 billion dollars (yeah right right just $3 Billion (ha ha ha ha) per year to Israel; all living US taxpayers whos have donated 10 trillion to the last two decades of war.

    • Israel? No such thing They incite to wars, but cry and point to THEIR eneies, howling “Uncle Sam, look what they did to us!” And good ole Uncle, pull up his sleeves and goes in to defend the poor, liddle kiddies.

  5. A “kinder, gentler” Hitler youth. What a great way to destroy youth. I was drafted when I was 21 and was clueless about Vietnam. These kids won’t have a chance.

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